<shoxx> my experience with anarchists are that they are: a) annoying b) naive
<morklitu> c) virgins
<Mitchell-> d) crotch-less
<shoxx> nice addendum

<ScrAm> what does a penis and a submarine have in common?
<AR> I know what my penis and a submarine have ing common
<AR> they are both the same size
<xenomaster> AR: http://www.blogsforcompanies.com/TTimages/minuscule_submarine_robot.jpg yes..your right it is

<oohal> you're a nub
<Invictious> no i'm not.
<oohal> yes you are
<Invictious> no i'm not, prove it.
<oohal> no
<oohal> do your own proving
<Invictious> if you can't prove it, then i'm not a nub, so stfu
<Invictious> [INFO] You are now ignoring oohal.
<oohal> oh good
<oohal> now i can flame him without any resistance
<oohal> Invictious, you're a fucking cunt

[19:40:24] <ReDucTor> scream: morklitu and Phate are fags
[19:40:32] <ReDucTor> and put it on a timer.
[19:40:43] * ReDucTor was kicked by Phate (consider yourself fucked. =P)

<Nintendo64> kool that I beat real 2 eh
<Nintendo64> I'm gonna try using that on other places
<Nintendo64> and it will be real hacking

<AR> seriously guys, lets stop fighting with each other. We need to band together and attack easterbunny.
<easterbunny> >.>

<fiftysixer> hey, I don't think I need a password file anymore!
<fiftysixer> I can just click 'forgot password' on every site, and it'll email it to me
<fiftysixer> as long as I don't forget my email pass, I'm fine!
<fiftysixer> :)

<IceShaman> pan's labyrinth
<Neme> Spanish film
<IceShaman> followed by mean creek
<Neme> Body of water
<IceShaman> followed by the hustler
<IceShaman> oooooooooooh yeah
<Neme> Cock in the sofa cushions
<lordofwhee> ...
<Neme> I thought we were playing $25,000 pyramid?

<kaksii> kid
<Hatebreed> kid?
<Hatebreed> nigger im 34

<krackz> seriously Petrarchin i dont know why but i really hate you
<Petrarchin> I respect that krackz, it's nice to know that I can instill such a strong emotion in someone
<Petrarchin> I thought my life was meaningless but now i've left an imprint in your heart
<krackz> good for you
<krackz> dont feel to special
<krackz> i hate everyone
<Petrarchin> =(
<krackz> go back to an hero now
<xtrecate> ^^

<Yuji1> Langley: Oh but in his world, its just too hard to view the page source and read.
<Yuji1> chrlsbowman1: Kid, just leave hacking alone until you KNOW computers.
<Langley> maybe his browser doesn't have that option ;)
<Yuji1> Dude... He can't view page source...
<chrlsbowman1> i am
<Langley> you cant
<chrlsbowman1> i no i cant
<Langley> Wtf... chrlsbowman1: RIGHTCLICK!
<Yuji1> Langley: Woah woah woah bud, thats overload for him, buffer overflow. 1 char only. lol
* Langley falls off his chair
<Yuji1> Langley: You alright? lmao
<Langley> Yujil: Let's insert some shellcode in his head - maybe shutdown? or better: killall, that'd solve it
<Yuji1> Whats RETN in ASM? The hex. We don't want him dead, for fucks sake lol.
<%BhaaL> Yuji1: dont retn, a crash is fine too

<blissi> fuck off pm'ing me benindorn, i may of fingered your box but that doesnt make me your girlfriend! Pm me again and i'll castrate you

(12:36:57 AM) DeZ_666: wait wait
(12:36:58 AM) DeZ_666: wait
(12:37:01 AM) DeZ_666: WOOT NO HTS BOT
(12:37:07 AM) DeZ_666: ANARCHY WINS!
(12:37:07 AM) HTS-Bot [bot@hackthissite.org] entered the room.
(12:37:07 AM) mode (+ao HTS-Bot HTS-Bot) by HTS-Bot
(12:37:09 AM) DeZ_666: fuck.

<Terminal> Kuja,
<Terminal> my ancestor
<Terminal> and your ancestor
<Terminal> are the same
<Kuja> Terminal, depends how far back you go
<Terminal> we're human.
<Neme> But not the same as mine... ;-)
<Neme> I wasn't born...
<Neme> I was SPAWNED FROM HELL!!
<Terminal> Neme, yes well, we're talking about humans
<Terminal> not freaks

<slonzor> i used to have a lot for web design
<slonzor> backend stuff though
<xeno[Burning]> i tried that
<xeno[Burning]> my wife said no

<comperr> You have just recieved the polish virus
<comperr> As the Polish have no programming experience this Virus works on the honor system.
<comperr> Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this Virus to everyone you know.
<comperr> Thanks for your cooperation.

<magikstik> my 1st blow job ever, was when I was in kindergarden

<einz> denial of sex service

<einz> that is worst

<gloom> My GF used to always give me DoS attacks :(

<gloom> But that's only because I wanted to like 15 times a day o.O

<fastfinger> i patched my gf

<fastfinger> she had too many holes

<ministry[seannigel]> software or wetware ;-)

<sas01> Rofl

<sas01> fastfinger, I hope you deleted that backdoor ;)

<gloom> o.O

<fastfinger> no no

<fastfinger> buttplug

<gloom> I don't think he deleted it, but i'm sure he blocked it several times

<sas01> Ah ok

<fastfinger> i need that hole at times

<sas01> A crafty little plugin?

<L0ck3d> Whats telnet?

<AR> fucking faggots
<Rijnzael> ^what AR was doing all day

<IceShaman> yes Marco, I like younguns that's right
<IceShaman> I rape children
<IceShaman> and eat babies
<carlzenox> O_O
<IceShaman> anyone of you got kids?
<IceShaman> guess I'll skip breakfast
<carlzenox> i do!
<derek> triple b's? big black babies?
<weekend> now now.. eating babies doesn't have anything to do with rape
<weekend> they are just.. tasty

<Rijnzael> .wik scourge of the earth
<MrWiki> "The relational database management system (RDBMS) officially called Oracle Database (and commonly referred to as Oracle RDBMS or simply as Oracle) has become a major presence in database computing." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scourge_of_the_earth

<Nietzche> man i just realized that i skipped sleeping today to make a hello world binary a tiny bit smaller

<Kuja> Johnbasuh, your g/f is watching you do hts missions? :x
<Kuja> and she's still your g/f?

<Xerati> it was jsut a ttypo

[21:26] <hack> Ok
[21:26] <hack> From now on
[21:26] <hack> everday
[21:26] <hack> we are going to gline one user off the server
[21:26] <hack> until it is just me left
[21:26] <_1> L0L
[21:26] <hack> kinda like that island
[21:26] <hack> I'm holding open voting sessions tommorow
[21:27] <hack> but, tonight, you can cast your early votes
[21:27] <_1> i saw we gline bottle of juice
[21:27] <hack> ok
[21:27] <hack> I vote _1
[21:27] <_1> :(
[21:28] <hack> now, keep in mind, I can;'t be voted for
[21:28] * _1 is now known as _3
[21:28] <hack> LMAO

<HTSUser31746> listen i know with experince, if people think you can hack they will give you alot of respect and girls will like u

<moo> Proper grammar helps you get laid

<pthug> didn't even realise hts had an irc server :p

[05:19] <magikstik> im fucking a broke poor ass jew, probably one of few
[05:19] <magikstik> and not proud

Admin note: this was accepted as a warning to others. THIS IS NOT #HELP YOU FUCKING NOOBS.

i had stuck on 3rd mission of basic web can anybody help?............

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<pacifico> ONOES
<pacifico> BOTNET?
<pacifico> or just gay nicks?

<death> ar - type in /quote quit with the stupid answers
<AR> death, it says "cannot quit with quote"
<death> hmm
<death> why client are you using?
<AR> xchat
<death> odd
* death has quit (Quit: with the stupid answers)

* johnnyboy found moo!!!
<krackz> ?!
<krackz> where
<johnnyboy> in #m,0,0
<krackz> rele
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<Neme> before the Windows95 OS paradigm, there was DOS, and it was good...but you didn't have POWAH until you swapped the command.com out for a 4DOS command interpreter ;-)
<Neme> 4DOS FTW!
<Neme> FDFORMAT!
<Neme> Shuffle those lines around your autoexec.bat and config.sys to squeeze every last possible byte of conventional memory out of your box!
<Neme> And on the 6th day, there was QEMM
<Neme> And with it, stealth mode...and it was good
<Neme> And then some asshat released Stacker...
<Kuja> o.0
<Kuja> how could you move lines about in config.sys 0.o
<Neme> execution order played a part in memory consumption
<Kuja> but uhh... isn't config.sys a binary?
<Neme> get HIMEM.SYS loaded and change every subsequent DEVICE statement to a DEVICEHIGH directive!
<Neme> no, it's a text file
<Kuja> oh
<Neme> system device drivers & other TSRs went in there
<Phate> You scare me Neme

<AzuiSleet> will my CPR license be revoked if I blow a victim's ass?

<Phate> yo nivek
<Phate> that chick sounds hot
<Phate> hook me up bro
<oohal> who?
<Phate> some chick he lives with
<nivek> Phate..
<nivek> thats my mother

<hank00k> how does it feel to get spamed
<hank00k> by a bot
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* littlegreenguy sets up webcam and teledildonics
<littlegreenguy> oh wait....
<oohal> teledildonics...
<oohal> :\
<Truth> Dildonics is a term that should not exist.

<Neme> could you drown in jell-o or would it technically just be asphixiation?
<diven> hmm, I think it wuold be classified as a drowing if drownings are not classified as asphixiation
<diven> It's sort of ambigious, drowning is just dying from not being able to breathe which by definition what asphyxia is.
<AR> drowning is filling your lungs with liquid
<diven> I have not found a reference to jello
<diven> which is not a liquid
<Neme> it is at the right temperature
<Neme> same as water
<Neme> can't drown in ice
<Neme> but ice isn't springy and soft
<Neme> nor does it invoke thoughts of bill cosby
<AR> ...
<Neme> I'd hate for bill cosby to be my last thought before I died
<Neme> what a rip

#hackthissite:

<littlegreenguy> bored :( #help is full of challenege help
<littlegreenguy> which is generically sucky
<runemaste644> ok ive found a website i hate and want to hack
<littlegreenguy> oh, god, im going back to #help

<modtheimpossible> javascript:getAdmin("name","number")
<modtheimpossible> thats the javascript i'm trying to run

[19:32:46] <ReDucTor> meh i aint fussy i'd fuck 75% of the female population, 50% using a paper bag

<Neophyte> My family are rednecks.
<Neophyte> but I'm asian.
<Neophyte> So i have chop sticks in one hand, and a confederate flag in the other

<achermov> Opiat3: actually, there's a reason for that...
<achermov> like, I was trying to convince my company to migrate to Linux instead of continuing to pay for new M$ licenses every few years
<achermov> and they wouldn't do it, because Windows techs are a dime a dozen
<achermov> but you have to pay someone some decent money to get them to run a *nix network, because fewer people know it
<Opiat3> Dime a dozen? Windows techs are hard to find?
<achermov> no. dime a dozen means NOT hard to find
<Opiat3> Ohh
<Opiat3> I wonder how many conversations I've misunderstood because of that?
<Opiat3> Maaaannnn, I probably had a chance of pussy from one of those conversations!

<archaios> hacking is all about drugs and how many you can do at once while not dying

<AkariTakai> I have Windows Product Activation hotline on my speed-dial
<AkariTakai> :-\
<AkariTakai> 1-888-571-2048 >_>
<MrMage> lol, AkariTakai, that's the best thing Ive heard in a while
<krackz> omg...
<MrMage> (It's going in my phone now)
<AkariTakai> I modeled my answering machine message after it, because I hate it so much
<AkariTakai> I used Wikipedia to find EVERY Microsoft product ever made
<AkariTakai> And I list them all
<AkariTakai> claiming I can help them activate it
<AkariTakai> No one ever leaves me messages :P
<MrMage> XD
<krackz> rofl

<ColdCore> Mhuhahahaha! I'm back!
<ColdCore> Prepare to face your dead!
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<ColdCore> ...
<ColdCore> Ok, this isn't working...
<ColdCore> Anybody want noodles?

<Shadow_Obscura> oohal, beauracray can be very efficient
<oohal> Shadow_Obscura, can be
<Shadow_Obscura> And don't try arguing against it. I'm french.
<Shadow_Obscura> It'd be redundant.

<xenomaster> wtf is with the latest QDB entry?
<xenomaster> im completely smashed, and its still retarded.