<Kane> I just noticed something... HTTP Error codes can relate very easily to sex :S
<Kane> Example, for Tormn: 411 Length Required
<Kane> For an underage girl: 403 Forbidden
<Kane> For a hooker: 402 Payment Required
<Kane> Asking to put it in a girls ass: 400 Bad Request
<Kane> Trying to use a dildo: 415 Unsupported Media Type
<Kane> Putting it in her mouth: 502 Bad Gateway
<Kane> Sexing a grandma: 406 Not Acceptable
<Kane> A three way: 300 Multiple Choices
<Kane> Looking for pokefreak's penis: 404 Not Found
<Kane> :)

[11:51:03] <Truth> a moment spent thinking about scenestar is a moment wasted

<Monica> Sometime this summer.
<Monica> I'll post pictures up of me and Shadow.
<Monica> But...
<Monica> Mostly you can see me.
<Monica> SS would just be nibbling on my tits.
* seth_slade hi-5's SS

[20:25] <Zackfett> http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7581/nimpproof.png
[20:25] <Deceit> Zackfett, the only thing that proves is you are gay for using Vista
[20:26] <Zackfett> im not using vista
[20:26] <Zackfett> its xp with a vista theme
[20:27] <Deceit> Zackfett, that's like saying "I'm not gay, I just have this huge thing shaped like a dick in my ass to prevent me from shitting myself."
[20:28] <Zackfett> ...
[20:28] <Deceit> The proper thing to do was to engage me in a debate about whether Vista is actually a bad OS
[20:28] <Zackfett> well it is
[20:28] <Deceit> Prove it
[20:28] <Zackfett> it sucks cock
[20:28] <Deceit> No
[20:28] <Zackfett> but it looks pretty good
[20:28] <Deceit> Why does it suck?
[20:29] <Zackfett> its microsoft for one,
[20:29] <Deceit> See, you have no idea
[20:29] <Deceit> Oh
[20:29] <Deceit> Just because it's microsoft
<Zackfett> and deciet who are you to call me gay for liking a visual theme from a failed os, and using it on a decent one?
<Zackfett> yeah, now _you_ have no idea.
<Deceit> I never said I had one
<Deceit> In fact, that's the reason I said you should have called me out on it
<Deceit> Because I have no clue
<Deceit> Of course, looks kind of lame to do it now
<Deceit> After I tell you to
<Deceit> And after you can't tell me why it sucks

<Cytrox> argh! can anyone help me with a hack.. i really need help.. pls pm me
<TheMindRapist> Yo dawg we heard you like x so we put x in x so you can x while you x
<slothearn> we put a Google in your Google so you can Google while you Google, Cytrox

[3:37 PM] Monica: I still want four kids.
[3:37 PM] Silent-Shadow: hell no
[3:38 PM] Silent-Shadow: i'm sticking to abstinence
[3:38 PM] Silent-Shadow: that way if you get pregnant i'll know you're cheating

<crash> do u watch arby and chif
<crash> LOLOL!

[Discussion of the hts-challenges]
<nsbgerard> they teach you how to search source code
<nsbgerard> and do basic mathematics
<blissi> nsbgerard if you need hts for that then fail....

13:20 < snking> damm, you guys aint easy
13:20 < mischief> snking: your mother is.
13:20 < snking> I know

<Omelette> i like my viruses like i like my woman
<lordofwhee> old and fat?

< wired> i use no protection
< wired> and im fine
<fastfinger> haha
<fastfinger> i use condoms

<kaksii> kid
<Hatebreed> kid?
<Hatebreed> nigger im 34

<krackz> seriously Petrarchin i dont know why but i really hate you
<Petrarchin> I respect that krackz, it's nice to know that I can instill such a strong emotion in someone
<Petrarchin> I thought my life was meaningless but now i've left an imprint in your heart
<krackz> good for you
<krackz> dont feel to special
<krackz> i hate everyone
<Petrarchin> =(
<krackz> go back to an hero now
<xtrecate> ^^

[22:25] <terminus> rki: u suck
[22:26] <Otixa> ...Cocks.
[22:26] <Otixa> \o/
[22:26] <Otixa> For once that was well placed and relevant :o

< code2004> God[ofcereal], you do seem angry alot on the forums tbh :)
< godofcereal> the forums? when am I angry on the forums?
< code2004> Probs never, you just have a sidious aura around your writing
< godofcereal> Is it because I type like this?

[@Phate] i once photoshopped a picture to prove to my friends i get laid
[@Phate] problem was it was the lemonparty picture..
{ Kage} Phate, sad thing is, you never have and never will.
{ Kage} Phate, even worse
[@Phate] Kage, i don't need to, i have a wow account and a computer
{ Kage} Now you're a permavirgin who sucks old men's dicks
{ Kage} Phate, WoW is the best contraceptive EVAR!
[ slothearn] clorox works pretty well too, Kage
[@Phate] Yeah its an excuse not to get laid and its a repelant incase that doesn't work
{ Kage} I'm telling you, the people at Blizzard are secretly contraception controllers
{ Kage} They're making sure no one fucks anything but themselves or a fleshlight
{ Kage} Or a hairbrush
[@Phate] Yeah but i tell you what, if they worked with the cardboard industry they'd be rich
[@Phate] i mean i've a ton of cardboard i made from household tissues under my chair
[ terminus] gross
{ Kage} Phate, that is fucking gross
{ Kage} Holy fucking shit...
[ slothearn] XD
{ Kage} Damn, well played
[@Phate] i should use it for roof insulation

<anarkakari> gaming is just another, less pleasurable, form of masturbation

<pookleblinky> IncandescentLight practices that rare martial art that defeats enemies by means of deep squat thrusts
<mutant> sex?

***FAIL***
<russkiy> but you can encrypt md5!! with a simple md5_decrypt([string]) in php...
<russkiy> decrypt*

<blissi> fuck off pm'ing me benindorn, i may of fingered your box but that doesnt make me your girlfriend! Pm me again and i'll castrate you

<Petro> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/bladder; cat /dev/fridge | grep food
<Petro> in other words, brb

<wired> i always live up to my word

<FrozenFire> Stop
<FrozenFire> Talking
<FrozenFire> On
<FrozenFire> One
<FrozenFire> Word
<FrozenFire> Per
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<FrozenFire> Line
<DaBomb> lololololololololol :P
<FrozenFire> :P

<ss23> please someone
<ss23> this is meant to be a help channel...
<Nohusuro> ..
<Nohusuro> what do you need help with?
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* Myrddin (Myrddin@914B528D.19013AF.878CE03B.IP) has joined #help
<Myrddin> ello. :)
<Myrddin> Anyone know of a decent flv/mov/avi to .swf converter?
<Myrddin> Been searching for a few days now...
<Fenrir> ffmpeg
<mischief> youtube is good for that.
<Myrddin> Fenrir, does it do conversion??
<Myrddin> :O
<Fenrir> ffmpeg? what are you google deaf?

<Gogeta70> : /
<Shadow_Obscura> Everyone stfu
<Shadow_Obscura> I've had a fucking awesome idea
<Shadow_Obscura> Gogeta and girlfriend have said child
<mrbear> name it mrbera
<mrbear> bear
<Shadow_Obscura> From the age of 2, they raise the child to be a 1337 hacker
<Gogeta70> heh.
<mrbear> o shit
* Gogeta70 plans an abortion
<mrbear> lock it in a closet with a laptop and 1000 computer books?
<Shadow_Obscura> By the age of 15 the child is the 1337est hacker in existence
<Shadow_Obscura> And all the other hackers are jealous
<Shadow_Obscura> Which leads to several assasination attempts, car chases, explosions, computers and maybe just maybe some sex scenes
<Shadow_Obscura> And Gogeta writes a book about it
<Shadow_Obscura> And the book turns into a film
<Shadow_Obscura> And the the film turns into a book
<Shadow_Obscura> And gets a shitty video game
<Shadow_Obscura> And all the royalties go to me
<Gogeta70> eheh...
<Shadow_Obscura> And I'm adding that to the qdb

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00:06 < rippawallet> hi nietzche
00:06 < rippawallet> oh
00:06 < rippawallet> he quit
00:07 < rippawallet> i guess i havent quite got the hang of irssi yet D:

<Fenris> What's a segmentation fault mean?
<lolage> It means it's your fault that your segmentation has ceased to be.
<Neme> GoogleIt
<Neme> (tm)
<Fenris> <.<
<Fenris> Idiots
<Neme> Fenris, rather than typing out expansive paragraphs explaining the fundamentals of operating system memory management, I can simply direct you to Google and save this poor channel from an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> oh wait
<Neme> this channel *IS* an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> my bad O_o
<Fenris> Haha ^_^
<Fenris> It's basically just a function that calls itself indefinately though
<Rijnzael> o rely
<Neme> see :-) GoogleIt and you learn :-)
* Neme snickers
<Neme> this is just another example of why I <3 you people
<Neme> Go forth and conquor, Fenris
<Fenris> Hah

<xenomaster> XD I took Pascal in high school
<fiftysixer> lol
<Terminal> xenomaster, I'm sorry.
<Terminal> Did they give you the rocks?
<Terminal> or did you have to go out and find them?
<xenomaster> lol
<vh04x> lol me too
<Terminal> That is what you used as a computer right?
<h4xlemur> XD

<Antiquae> Fuck us fuckers using fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, you fuck networks?
<Antiquae> No.
<lordofwhee> that's... odd
<Antiquae> Notice the grouping is left-to-right.
<Antiquae> So we're using IRC fucking networks.
<Antiquae> Rather, fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, so you're having intercourse with a protocol?

<reZo> and kitty is on my lap atm >_>
<xenomaster> lol
<xenomaster> mine are outside
<xenomaster> i let em go, but they keep coming back.
<xenomaster> kinda like my ex wife

<`Cobra> I put a condom over my ethernet port when I was 12... My dad said you used a condom for protection..

<einz> denial of sex service

<einz> that is worst

<gloom> My GF used to always give me DoS attacks :(

<gloom> But that's only because I wanted to like 15 times a day o.O

<fastfinger> i patched my gf

<fastfinger> she had too many holes

<ministry[seannigel]> software or wetware ;-)

<sas01> Rofl

<sas01> fastfinger, I hope you deleted that backdoor ;)

<gloom> o.O

<fastfinger> no no

<fastfinger> buttplug

<gloom> I don't think he deleted it, but i'm sure he blocked it several times

<sas01> Ah ok

<fastfinger> i need that hole at times

<sas01> A crafty little plugin?

<nsbgerard> R.I.P. to tupac
<NightQuest> he's dead?
<nsbgerard> rofl

* kiyoura wants a monkey
<xelix> Why
<kiyoura> NO ONE ASKED YOU.
<xelix> Something to handle your banana ?
<kiyoura> ....
<kiyoura> Besides...you'd need a tree to hold mine anyway.

<krackz> someone should make a assembler called organised assembly
<krackz> or ORGASM

* AugustDerlith is god
* AugustDerlith is your god
* nsbgerard is ALLAH
<AugustDerlith> im actually athiest

<Student> feeling geek of the week sitting here naked on a bunk bed
<Student> chatting to IRC lusers and ignoring my chick
<Student> because I need some JS code
<krackz> LOL
<krackz> thats the way
<case|work> lol
<krackz> now call her a whore
<krackz> and slap her
<Student> spent most the night doing that

<obnauticus> Dude, if you rape a chick with your proptery in her vagina, can you say it's legal because you were trying to get whatever she put up there with your penis?
<ScrAm> of course.

<crazor> check out the hot pussy
<amarja> where
* Wyrmkill sets ban on crazor!*crazor@539A65FD.9A336D83.F2BF0A84.IP
* Wyrmkill sets ban on amarja!*amarja@yourmums.house.com
* Wyrmkill has kicked amarja from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)
* Wyrmkill has kicked crazor from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)

<L0ck3d> Whats telnet?

<weekend> :/
<GOD_> :/
<faith> :/
<faith> :\
<GOD_> :\
<sas01> :/
<faith> does that explain it?

<slothearn> Younix: would you be freaked out if I put my penis in a tub of popcorn then offered you some?
<Younix> kettle corn?
<slothearn> yes
<Younix> no that's fine

<IceShaman> yes Marco, I like younguns that's right
<IceShaman> I rape children
<IceShaman> and eat babies
<carlzenox> O_O
<IceShaman> anyone of you got kids?
<IceShaman> guess I'll skip breakfast
<carlzenox> i do!
<derek> triple b's? big black babies?
<weekend> now now.. eating babies doesn't have anything to do with rape
<weekend> they are just.. tasty

<<CodeWebs>> lawl
<<AznBlazin>> lol
<<AznBlazin>> what does lawl stand for anyways?

#comment: Talking about AC-DC
<anshu89> bt why does angus young wear underwear on stage performance?doesn't he hv enough money?

<hacker5564> how do i do basic challenge 3?
<Tormn> Man
<Mitchell-> by hacking.
<Tormn> You shit fuck
<Tormn> Go learn your damned self
<Tormn> like we all did
<Tormn> stupid noob shit.
<Tormn> shitty fuck noob.
<Tormn> Noobity shit shit.
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<pookleblinky> Real men love eating anything that pops out of a vagina.
<weekend> babies?

<Silent-Shadow> lordofwhee: fail
<lordofwhee> indeed
<lordofwhee> took thirity seconds for one finger to go through...

* xelix slaps Monica around a bit with cawk
<&Monica> But what if I like it...